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AI roast engine • First roast free

Post it. Upload it. We’ll roast it. Let AI judge you!

Paste a public Instagram post link, upload a screenshot, or drop a photo. Choose how ruthless the AI should be and let the judgment begin.

Works on friends' posts too 👀

1. Choose your roast level

2. Pick what to roast

No link handy? Try a sample post →

Public links or your own images • No Instagram login required • First roast free

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A taste of the heat

  • Your caption has main-character energy and background-character engagement.
  • Your hashtags showed up. Your audience didn't.
  • That filter is doing unpaid overtime.
  • You posted like a launch. Instagram treated it like a typo.
  • Your comment section is basically a family group chat.
  • Your engagement rate is playing hide and seek. It won.
  • This Reel had a hook. Unfortunately, nobody bit.
  • Your photo has confidence. The composition has questions.
  • The lighting is flattering. The background is telling on you.
  • That pose has been rehearsed. In a mirror. Repeatedly.
  • Great outfit. Shame about the wall you chose to stand against.
  • You cropped the room but kept the evidence.
  • This is one sunglasses away from a LinkedIn profile picture.
  • The camera angle is doing more heavy lifting than your gym membership.
  • Casual candid shot, taken on the 41st attempt.
  • The vibe says vacation. The socket in the corner says bedroom.
  • You look relaxed in a way that took twenty minutes to arrange.
  • Nice smile. The person holding the phone deserves hazard pay.
  • Everything in frame is styled except the one thing you forgot to move.
  • Bold of you to upload this and ask a machine to be honest.
How it works

Three steps to getting judged.

  1. Choose your damage

    Pick Light, Medium, Savage or Brutal.

  2. Pick IG Link Roast or Upload Photo

    Paste a public Instagram post or Reel link, or upload any photo or screenshot.

  3. Let AI judge

    Get your Roastagram analysis and share your favorite burn.

Under the microscope

We don't just read the caption.

  • The Photo Itself

    Framing, angle, lighting, colour and the general vibe of the shot.

  • Background Evidence

    The clutter, the wall, the props and everything you forgot to crop out.

  • Pose & Expression

    How hard you're trying, and how well it's hiding.

  • Styling Choices

    Outfit, accessories, filters and other decisions you made on purpose.

  • Persona

    The character your picture says you are playing.

  • Roastability

    A 0–100 read on how much material you handed us.

Roastagram roasts what it can actually see in your image. For Instagram links it also reads the public caption where available. It never guesses details that aren't visible.

Sharing

Share your shame.

Every roast comes with ready-made cards built for the feed and for Stories.

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Generic coastal promenade lifestyle photo used as demo post content@weekendlegend.demo

Roastability

58/100
Medium

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Story / Reel
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Generic coastal promenade lifestyle photo used as demo post content@weekendlegend.demo

Roastability

58/100
Medium

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Feed Post
FAQ

Questions before the judgment.